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20 Pizza Recipes That Are Better Than Boyfriends

The Best Pizza Recipes

We’re not saying you should ditch your boyfriend, but sometimes a boyfriend is just so aggravating. Pizzas are always awesome, sweet, savoury and 100% supportive. In the great toss-up between pizzas and boyfriends, here are 20 pizzas that will always come out tops.

1. Quattro Formaggi (Four Cheese)

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Four times cheesier than The Notebook. The Noah to your Allie.

Recipe here.

2. Hawaiian

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Taller, tanner and more tropical than any surfer boy. Why pine for true love when you can pine-apple?

Recipe here.

3. Pepperoni

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The good, traditional boy of the pizza family; dads approve of pepperoni 23% more than your (imaginary) boyfriend.

Find your true love at Peperoni Pizzeria or make your own.

4. Calzone

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The calzone is filled with goodness. The boyfriend is full of crap. Or worse – some boyfriends are empty inside.

Recipe here.

5. Meat-lovers

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Tender + beefy = the best hunk of meat you can find.

Recipe here.

6. Pizza Margherita

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A little bland tbh but unlike boys, it’s classy

Recipe here.

7. XXL Pizza

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Has more inches than a boyfriend.

Find it at Peperoni Pizzeria.

8. Dessert Pizza

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I’ll buy dinner if you get dessert 😉

From Extra Virgin Pizza.

9. Mayonnaise Pizza

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Okay?
Okay.

It’s only available in Domino’s Japan, but you can find something similar at Pasta de Waraku or make your own here.

10. Chicken Tikka Pizza

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Spice up your life without all that drama!

Recipe here.

11. Pizza Bianca

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Whiter than Edward Cullen. You and pizza bianca: still a better love story than Twilight.

Recipe here.

12. English Breakfast Pizza

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This pizza for breakfast and trashy Regency-era chick lit. No boyfriend needed.

Available at Skinny Pizza.

13. Bulgogi Kimchi Pizza

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For all you K-Pop crazies: this pizza will comfort you when you realise that none of your favourite idols will ever be yours.

Recipe here.

14. Chilli Padi Pizza

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Jalapenos and chilli padi  – HOT HOT HOT.

Order it and many glasses of water at Roundhouse: Pizza Bar and Grill.

15. Deep-fried Pizza

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10000000 calories but will never grow a belly. Will never call you fat either.

Recipe here.

16. Pizza Sweater

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Who needs a boyfriend when pizza can keep you warm and snuggly all night long?

Get it here.

17. Bak Kwa Festive Pizza

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Bak kwa on pizza > bacon on pizza > an actual boyfriend.

Available for a limited time only at Crust!

18. Kobe Beef Steak Pizza

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Because you deserve the best in life. And Kobe beef is better than a boyfriend.b2ap3_thumbnail_18.-More-beef.jpgSource

19. Frozen Pizza

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For the First time in Forever, you’ve found something so good you’ll never Let It Go.

Available at major supermarkets.

20. None Pizza with Left Beef

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Well….I guess a boyfriend is better than this.