The Best Pizza Recipes
We’re not saying you should ditch your boyfriend, but sometimes a boyfriend is just so aggravating. Pizzas are always awesome, sweet, savoury and 100% supportive. In the great toss-up between pizzas and boyfriends, here are 20 pizzas that will always come out tops.
1. Quattro Formaggi (Four Cheese)
Four times cheesier than The Notebook. The Noah to your Allie.
Recipe here.
2. Hawaiian
Taller, tanner and more tropical than any surfer boy. Why pine for true love when you can pine-apple?
Recipe here.
3. Pepperoni
The good, traditional boy of the pizza family; dads approve of pepperoni 23% more than your (imaginary) boyfriend.
Find your true love at Peperoni Pizzeria or make your own.
4. Calzone
The calzone is filled with goodness. The boyfriend is full of crap. Or worse – some boyfriends are empty inside.
Recipe here.
5. Meat-lovers
Tender + beefy = the best hunk of meat you can find.
Recipe here.
6. Pizza Margherita
A little bland tbh but unlike boys, it’s classy
Recipe here.
7. XXL Pizza
Has more inches than a boyfriend.
Find it at Peperoni Pizzeria.
8. Dessert Pizza
I’ll buy dinner if you get dessert 😉
From Extra Virgin Pizza.
9. Mayonnaise Pizza
Okay?
Okay.
It’s only available in Domino’s Japan, but you can find something similar at Pasta de Waraku or make your own here.
10. Chicken Tikka Pizza
Spice up your life without all that drama!
Recipe here.
11. Pizza Bianca
Whiter than Edward Cullen. You and pizza bianca: still a better love story than Twilight.
Recipe here.
12. English Breakfast Pizza
This pizza for breakfast and trashy Regency-era chick lit. No boyfriend needed.
Available at Skinny Pizza.
13. Bulgogi Kimchi Pizza
For all you K-Pop crazies: this pizza will comfort you when you realise that none of your favourite idols will ever be yours.
Recipe here.
14. Chilli Padi Pizza
Jalapenos and chilli padi – HOT HOT HOT.
Order it and many glasses of water at Roundhouse: Pizza Bar and Grill.
15. Deep-fried Pizza
10000000 calories but will never grow a belly. Will never call you fat either.
Recipe here.
16. Pizza Sweater
Who needs a boyfriend when pizza can keep you warm and snuggly all night long?
Get it here.
17. Bak Kwa Festive Pizza
Bak kwa on pizza > bacon on pizza > an actual boyfriend.
Available for a limited time only at Crust!
18. Kobe Beef Steak Pizza
Because you deserve the best in life. And Kobe beef is better than a boyfriend.
Source
19. Frozen Pizza
For the First time in Forever, you’ve found something so good you’ll never Let It Go.
Available at major supermarkets.
20. None Pizza with Left Beef
Well….I guess a boyfriend is better than this.