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All About That Haze – TSL Parody

The Haze returns to Singapore

It’s that time of the year when our Facebook feeds are flooded with updates of PSI readings and memes. Masks are flying off the shelves while we lament about the horrendous air quality. To inject some fun and laughter about the annual haze, the team at TheSmartLocal TV decided to do a parody! If you haven’t caught it already, here’s our parody of All About that Bass by Megan Trainor.

Now, remember to stay indoors as much as possible and stay hydrated!  Spread a little love and share this video with your friends and family.

All About That Haze Lyrics

The haze is all over the place all the place
Can’t settle
It’s getting to my face to my face
Seeing double
Get out of my space my space
Breathing trouble
It’s all about that haze bout the haze

Yea my vision’s blur can’t get no clear view
but I will fan it fan it like I’m supposed to do
I’ve got a super mask that all the aunties crave
with the all right protection in all the right places.

I go on ECP can’t see that ERP
I can’t even see the sign
Why need to pay money?
I see the haze around me, can’t make it stop
Every inch of me is covered from the bottom to the top

Yea my mama she’s been telling me about the PSI
She said 150 not good for body don’t go outside
(don’t do it do it)
Better stay in your room with the aircon and close the door
Singapore never kena the haze so jia lat before.

The haze is all over the place all the place
Can’t settle
It’s getting to my face to my face
Seeing double
Get out of my space my space
Breathing trouble
It’s all about that haze bout the haze

Christabel Chua

Travel, Beauty & Fashion Blogger.

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