No one in the world knows the secret art of being a tightwad better than Singaporeans. Our standard of living is high, and this has developed in us normal folks the intuitive knack for finding ways to get everyday products and services – for free. This special skill is now in our blood.
When you consider that Singapore is the world’s most expensive city, it kind of makes sense that Singaporeans would be pretty damn good at finding ways to get free sh*t.
It’s like evolution on a national scale – with Singaporeans becoming tightwads in order to “adapt” to ridiculously high prices. Although no Singaporean will probably be proud of this, here are 15 undisputed cheapskate moves that Singaporeans love to make.
Singaporeans put Genghis Khan to shame with the way they pillage packets of chili sauce, sugar, salt, and ketchup from restaurants. If it’s in a packet, it’s fair game for penny-pinching Singaporeans.
Pens, staples, post-it notes, printer paper, notepads, markers, highlighters, and any other form of office stationery are up for grabs once the boss leaves the office. Hmm…that stapler looks nice.
Want to know why most restaurants don’t have tissue dispensers? Singaporeans – that’s why! Thankfully, some restaurants and fast food chains have yet to figure that one out.
Isn’t it amazing that restrooms have to “lock” toilet paper in dispensers? What’s even more amazing that some restrooms don’t even offer toilet paper – because thieves run off with the whole roll!
Many workplaces have shelves full of personal development books. Let’s be honest, you’re not going to pay $30-$40 SGD for them. So you borrow them for an “indefinite” amount of time.
“Borrowing” company software (ex. Microsoft Office 2010 or Photoshop) that’s just lying around the office for your personal use is another move that saves cheapskates hundreds of dollars.
Working “late” is something all of us have done. But some cheapskates “fudge” the numbers by claiming more than they’re entitled to because face it, no one ever checks these things out.
No one likes working late – unless you’re not really “working” and are staying back at the office to watch YouTube or surf Facebook. Plus, 1.5X the hourly rate for overtime is a good reward for staying late to reach level 350 on Candy Crush Saga.
Public transportation fares are increasing and buses are getting more overcrowded each year. For a cheapskate, that’s perfect, because it provides a convenient excuse and distraction to board the bus via exit doors, just to avoid paying the fare!
In Singapore, the most in-the-know cheapskates are masters of using “free” shuttle services to their advantage. It doesn’t matter whether the shuttle belongs to a hospital, tech centre, shopping centre, or school – if it saves them $1 or $2 dollars on using public transport, it’s “worth” it.
Cutlery isn’t particularly expensive. You can buy a fork and spoon for a few dollars at IKEA. But why pay that much money when you can just get such items for “free” when you fly, go to a restaurant, or stay at a fancy hotel? Just don’t steal en masse like the Chinese tourists on an SIA flight.
A Singaporean who doesn’t take home hotel toiletries is a shame to his countrymen. Hotels expect Singaporeans to take home the toiletries the same way the government expects men to serve NS.
Most buffet meals are notoriously expensive in Singapore. So what do Singaporeans do about it? They share their meals and “free flow” drinks when the staff isn’t watching. It’s not because they want to be kind, but because they want to save money! Fortunately, not all local buffets are so expensive.
The kiasu force is strong in Singapore’s youth, especially when it comes to hijacking tables at Starbucks or Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf to use the wifi – without having to buy a damn thing!
Be honest. When you see fast food coupons or promotional coupons in the mail area that someone threw away – you swoop down and scoop up those coupons the same way an owl clutches a mouse in its talons.
Of course, this is written all in jest! I don’t think any Singaporean will be proud to be called a cheapskate! However, if they are any cheapskate moves you want to add to this list, let us know in the comments!
The post 15 Undisputed Cheapskate Moves Singaporeans Love to Make was written by Jeff Cuellar and first appeared on the MoneySmart blog, a content partner for TheSmartLocal.
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