We’re not saying you should ditch your boyfriend, but sometimes a boyfriend is just so aggravating. Pizzas are always awesome, sweet, savoury and 100% supportive. In the great toss-up between pizzas and boyfriends, here are 20 pizzas that will always come out tops.
Four times cheesier than The Notebook. The Noah to your Allie.
Recipe here.
Taller, tanner and more tropical than any surfer boy. Why pine for true love when you can pine-apple?
Recipe here.
The good, traditional boy of the pizza family; dads approve of pepperoni 23% more than your (imaginary) boyfriend.
Find your true love at Peperoni Pizzeria or make your own.
The calzone is filled with goodness. The boyfriend is full of crap. Or worse – some boyfriends are empty inside.
Recipe here.
Tender + beefy = the best hunk of meat you can find.
Recipe here.
A little bland tbh but unlike boys, it’s classy
Recipe here.
Has more inches than a boyfriend.
Find it at Peperoni Pizzeria.
I’ll buy dinner if you get dessert 😉
From Extra Virgin Pizza.
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It’s only available in Domino’s Japan, but you can find something similar at Pasta de Waraku or make your own here.
Spice up your life without all that drama!
Recipe here.
Whiter than Edward Cullen. You and pizza bianca: still a better love story than Twilight.
Recipe here.
This pizza for breakfast and trashy Regency-era chick lit. No boyfriend needed.
Available at Skinny Pizza.
For all you K-Pop crazies: this pizza will comfort you when you realise that none of your favourite idols will ever be yours.
Recipe here.
Jalapenos and chilli padi – HOT HOT HOT.
Order it and many glasses of water at Roundhouse: Pizza Bar and Grill.
10000000 calories but will never grow a belly. Will never call you fat either.
Recipe here.
Who needs a boyfriend when pizza can keep you warm and snuggly all night long?
Get it here.
Bak kwa on pizza > bacon on pizza > an actual boyfriend.
Available for a limited time only at Crust!
Because you deserve the best in life. And Kobe beef is better than a boyfriend.
For the First time in Forever, you’ve found something so good you’ll never Let It Go.
Available at major supermarkets.
Well….I guess a boyfriend is better than this.
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