I took this instance to share my amazement about Hanoi road traffic. I been receiving many emails from tripadvisor members (mostly from S’pore and Malaysia) and friends asking about Halong Bay. But to assess Halong Bay, the gateway is usually via Hanoi (Noi Bai International Airport) after a flight from S’pore. My advice to them commenced always about an overnight stay in Hanoi and…. invariably about the harrowing road traffic in Hanoi, before proceeding to the fabled UNESCO nature wonderland . Get through safely in Hanoi, you will be safe to enjoy Halong Bay thereafter… it’s sounds funny, but it’s also a fact.

Many who have not travelled to Vietnam may have watched travelogues or documentaries featuring her crazy traffic condition. But nothing can remotely prepares them for the real experience. Our cruise captain in Halong Bay said, cheekily – “to understand Vietnam , is to understand its traffic”…certainly well-said. It seems the wheels are an extension of the Hanoians legs, while the horns are their mouthpiece…and they do make optimal use of it. Hanoians seemed to be in a perpetual state of rushing… to go somewhere, anywhere and everywhere. Vietnam is a indeed a country on the move.

The trick to crossing the busy roads are as such – scan both sides of the road really carefully (Vietnam operates on left-hand drive), at critical slight “break” in the vehicle stream, walk absolutely positive forward, NEVER hesitate and backtrack!. The motorists will swerve to avoid you. Sweet……there’s “certainly method in her madness” (Shakespeare). Here have a look at this video : http://youtu.be/lLMS16hfqqM

The thin helmet (more like a plastic cap) won’t protect anyone from anything…part of a legislative loophole…

You can almost feel them gearing to speed off…lightning fasttttt… a MotoGP indeed !

COEs for motorbikes in Hanoi ?…. political mayhem will ensue….pandemonium !

Unbelievable safety distance from the oncoming traffic….. my goodness !

Out on a date, outing, anything…scooter it !

More than a transport…it a delivery platform…

A fashion statement even….

 

For us tourists…please don’t add to the noise congestion and mayhem…take an quiet electric tour bus 🙂

Only when you acquired some “comfort” or “immunity” to the incessant blast of horning and ceaseless traffic, which I come to describe as “The Hanoi Mayhem”….can you begin to appreciate Hanoi’s innate beauty. I came to Hanoi with the serene beauty of Halong Bay in my mind. But I left with more than what I came for. I discovered the another unique charm of Vietnam. Yes, charm I say, as Hanoi would not be Hanoi without that “Mayhem”.

That said, I mastered the art of road of crossing and live to tell. Enjoy Hanoi….then Halong Bay (^__^)

 

Jensen Chua

An avid photographer who records every moment whether exciting or not. I am married with 2 young children and I work as a real estate agent in Singapore. Come join me on my pixel journey....

Recent Posts

Full Coast-To-Coast Trail Guide 2024: Highlights, Food Stops & Photo Spots Along The Way

Pass by the iconic Jewel Bridge and fruit-themed floating wetland.

May 5, 2024

10 Best Pool, Billiards & Snooker Halls In Singapore Open Till As Late As 4AM

They're also situated near other activity spots, like laser tag arenas, board and console game…

May 5, 2024

How My “Tiger Parents” Shaped The Way I Treated My Own Kids – And How I Broke The Cycle

While my mother wore the badge of a tiger parent, I knew her no-nonsense demeanour…

May 4, 2024

Guide To Hiking At Puaka Hill – Pulau Ubin’s Highest Point With Picturesque Quarry Views

Travel overseas without your passport - to Pulau Ubin, and hike up the island’s highest…

May 4, 2024

12 Nostalgic Game Boy Games That 90s Kids Used To Spend Hours Playing & Where To Find Them Today

Whip these out at the playground and you'd be the coolest kid around.

May 4, 2024

14 Affordable Mother’s Day Gifts In Singapore, Least You Could Do Since You Didn’t Become Doctor Or Lawyer

Hunting down the perfect Mother's Day gift isn't easy- especially if you have a budget.…

May 4, 2024